ohgoodgrebe:

surprise your friends in the morning not with a gentle wake up call but instead with a potentially lethal dead weight drop right onto their body
just fucking body slam your loved ones awake
pounce right on those mother fuckersĀ 

jennels:

Simon Cowell is so rich why does it feel like he only owns white shirts from Walmart

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

boypansies:

i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies

thm