High five my tongue with your tongue
* on a date * soo… whats your favourite meme?
'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
reddit is so weird…
*points at someone’s figure drawings* what is this, some kind of tumblr social justice bullshit??
makes sense; as proud consumers the very thought of creating something themselves is antithesis of a redditor’s sense of masculinity. a REAL MAN only destroys
people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job